Set me free

Shadows pass by me
Chill down my spine
Something there I can't see
Maybe I'm losing my mind

I feel there is evil
Here with me
Surely I'm bedeviled
Jesus set me free

Goings on at the old folks home

Weekly round up of the goings on at the old folks home.

Ms A. the Lady who threw a cup of ice water in my face awhile back has had her wheelchair fixed and she no longer goes round and round in circles like a ship with a broke rudder.She is on the move and it worries me when I know that little old Lady is behind me some where out of sight.She spends her free time hollering help and just like that little boy who cried wolf one day help will be needed for real but her cries for help will go unnoticed.

Rufus was acting like a dufus and the Po Po's took him away.His piano and guitar playing will be missed...nahh.

Ms P. does her nightly laps around the mall area in her wheelchair.She is huffing and puffing like Fred Sandford who would say "this is the big one Elizabeth".I just know she will fall out with a heart attack some afternoon.Each lap she makes my foot manages getting run over least once.

Mr R. is back from his vacation at the hospital and I'm trying to convince him to leave me one of his rings the one which is a skull with red eyes in his will.You know just in case.

Gary J. reelected resident president.Again no one else wants the job so the incumbent had no opposition.

Eating fried chicken

Nurse Amber bless your heart
How can I say thank you where do I start
What you brought back from town
Makes me feel like jumping around

Big Chick chicken and crinkle fries
From this bed I will arise
Talk about food that's good
Eating fried chicken in the hood

A big surprise for me

Talk about being surprised I was.

It all took place last Saturday at lunch.As always and always on this day my order for hotdogs was put in to the kitchen.

What happened was rarer than snow in Georgia in July or stranger than me thinking a politician is honest and looking out for my best interest.

I was took back friends.

Opening my lunch plate top there they were two of the prettiest fried or baked or microwaved who cares big ole corndogs.

Flashback.

It was an New Year's eve and off to the Krystal I went.Not even out of the drive thru yet and I was munching on a cornpup and then it happened,stars were seen maybe I even blacked out for a few micro seconds,the humanity of it all,I had bit down on the cornpup stick and loosen my $1000 implanted front tooth yeah the tooth that the dog ate years later.

But my lust for corndogs hasn't ceased.

I've already put my order in for hotdogs today join me friends in hoping for more corndogs and lots of mustard.

Redneck ways explained

Redneck ways explained:

1.Shaving your beard off...disguise...hiding from your wife or the Po Po's.

2.Wearing of socks...somebody done died and you have to dress up for the funeral.

3.Feast for sore eyes...swiping the last buttered biscuit from Bubba.

4.Question...why did you shoot Larry Bill...answer...he was wearing a camo hat,camo face mask,camo coat,camo pants and camo boots...I didn't see'em.

5.In the dog house...place you go that's much nicer than at home with the wife and kids.

6.Here is where you can add a saying... ain't easy is it?

7.Redneck woman's way of showing her love for you...holding your  backy spit cup made from a Folgers coffee can when driving the F150 on bumpy roads.

8.Git...what I better do after numbers 5 and 7.