Monday, October 28, 2013

Redneck Halloween

Halloween ya'll
Redneck style
Take ya shoes off
This gonna take awhile

Don't give me
No sweet sugary treats
I want peas cornbread
That would be neat

BBQ a pig
Make some stew
Yeah that will do it
Save some for my dawg ole Blue

Pass around that brew
Made out back
What you been thinking
I was toting in that sack

Smoke dip chew
Put that in my trick o treat sack
Bull of the Woods my favorite
Plug of that will do

When outback
In the little house with the moon
Leave some Sears Roebuck catalog
Drinking this brew I'll be back real soon

Rednecking in a 4 wheel drive
Watch this our last words
Most of us won't
Get out of Halloween alive



Rainy days

Rainy days and Mondays...don't get me down.

Old man and his dog

Someone said something the other day that reminded me of a Twilight Zone episode years and years ago I seen.

Old man and his dog take a little walk into the woods to hunt.

When they return home the man's wife is sitting in a rocking chair in their little cabin in the woods dressed in black.Mourning clothes.

The man speaks to his wife.

No answer.

After a few tries the man figures it out...he is dead.

After much thought the old man and his faithful dog start walking.

Where he doesn't know he just knows he must keep walking.

Finally they reach a gate.

It's the gates to Heaven.

Someone,St.Peter I assume meets them at the gate and explains what happened to him and his dog.

Seems the man while hunting had fallen into a pond and his dog went in after him.

Both drowned.

Come on in St.Peter said and the old man and his dog started through the gates.

Stop !

You can enter but not your dog !

Well the old man thought it out.

He loved his dog and his dog loved him faithfully so much that he gave his life for the old man.

No said the old man.

If my dog can't come in I won't either and kept walking.

The old man talking with his faithful friend said we will just be together no matter what.

They came upon another gate but this one had no sign.

A man met them.

Come on in he told the old man.

I won't leave my dog the old man said.

Of course your dog is welcomed.

This is HEAVEN !