Need I say more ?

Ms Amber has this posted on her Facebook page and it made me laugh so hope it does you also!

I need

BP is low,sugar dropping,lost half pound since last month,chili dog(2 please)with large order of onion rings needed desperately.I have my own fork.Big Orange in crushed ice optional.

Dial 444 that's The Varsity's help line.

Tell'em John is in need.

Thank you.

Goobie dust

My little buddy Gary is not feeling well.He has been in out of the hospital several times lately and Gary just isn't himself.

Next Friday the 13th he goes for a colonoscopy.Being the good friend I am I've researched it on YouTube and feel fairly confident I could do the procedure if needed after maybe one more viewing of the video.All I need is 25 feet of  garden hose,flashlight and one of those security cameras attached to the ceiling here.

Yes willing and I think able if my services are needed.But no Gary wants to be fancy and let the professional do it.

The main reason being is the Doctor is female and Gary even though feeling sickly still is the Lady's man womanizer he is famous for around here.

Now for the goobie dust thing.

Never had I heard of goobie dust till Gary got to talking about something called Roots it's like Voodoo I was told by Gary and his Daddy's family practiced it.

Often Gary will roll into the room look around slap his hands together holler out loudly POW explaining he is spreading goobie dust around for good health and luck.

He needs some good health and luck himself but I shall do it the way I know how.That goobie dust I know nothing of.

 I'm just praying to our God and His Son Jesus that all is going to be ok.

Please keep my little buddy in your prayers also.