Sunday, September 8, 2013

A cool blustery day in Tahiti

It was a cool blustery day in Tahiti,when the twirly birdy piloted by me landed on that white sandy beach.

My sailor's hat pulled down keeping the wind out of my face over to the Cut and Shoot Dew Drop Inn and Pottery Emporium I strolled.

Just looking for cookies and milk I announced upon entering the bar,not wanting trouble.

The most motley looking people this side of Charlie Chan's hometown of Kalamazoo occupied that dark smoky place.

I seen things that...that frankly never had I seen before and no way Hosea am I telling Momma about it.

Even being a graduate of EFIAARS...Elmer Fudd Institute of Auctioning and Rocketry Science prepared me for this.

Backup may be needed and my luck being as it is Jethro Bodine double naught spy(we be a poor spy agency operating on a shoe string budget and can't afford Bond,James Bond 007) may have to be called in.

My heart beating 90 to nothing I wish my ole gray haired Pappy's advice had been taken and I had stay down on the farm and raised pigs along side my two odd sisters Joe and Herman.

Mrs. Peel(from the Avengers) your help and advice is needed.Besides you be pretty plus I've always had this "thang" for you.

This is a strange time to be thinking of this but I have this craving for a chil burger and fries with a strawberry shake from the Tasty Freeze and I bet bet the closest one is 4,000 miles away in shaky town LA.

Excitement danger follow me where ever...wait what is this....it's just a dream...never happened...hey if it worked for JR on Dallas why can't it work for me???