Granny in line

Attention Walmart shoppers
My Granny in line
Please be kind
Don't you pop'er

Granny old
She can be slow
Don't knock her down
When she in stoe

Yes times she drool
But Granny be cool
She ain't no fool
Knows her tools

She just went in
Looking for a quarter inch ratchet
Be nice to Granny
She carries a hatchet

What Lester would say

As Lester Maddox 75th Governor of the Great State of Georgia would say...phooey!.

G R E E D Y

Watching the news about shoppers on Black Friday who got a bit carried away.

It reminded me of people in 3rd world countries scrambling,fighting for a bag of rice.

Not fighting for food here but it's TV's.

Has it got to the point Americans are that desperate?

Or maybe the word is G R E E DY.