Ice cream,chili,mustard and beards

Ice cream cone and hot weather.The two don't mix.The ice cream melts and will ruin your simple white tshirt.Plus if you have a beard like me there is no dignified way to eat an ice cream cone,same way with a chili dog.I have smarten up some lately.When eating hot dogs I always wear an old shirt cause mustard will ruin a tshirt.I didn't know till recently that mustard was a dye and that is why it won't wash out.Ok I'm through with my cone and through writing for today.