Saturday, November 15, 2014

Redneck ways explained

Redneck ways explained:

1.Shaving your beard off...disguise...hiding from your wife or the Po Po's.

2.Wearing of socks...somebody done died and you have to dress up for the funeral.

3.Feast for sore eyes...swiping the last buttered biscuit from Bubba.

4.Question...why did you shoot Larry Bill...answer...he was wearing a camo hat,camo face mask,camo coat,camo pants and camo boots...I didn't see'em.

5.In the dog house...place you go that's much nicer than at home with the wife and kids.

6.Here is where you can add a saying... ain't easy is it?

7.Redneck woman's way of showing her love for you...holding your  backy spit cup made from a Folgers coffee can when driving the F150 on bumpy roads.

8.Git...what I better do after numbers 5 and 7.

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