You kids today
Don't be bold
Careful what say
About us old
Because our teeth
We takeout at night
In a mayo jar we do keep
And pray our Depends not to tight
Once we wiggled
When we walked
Now we wobble so don't you giggle
And please speak louder when you talk
And explain this
At Christmas we get
Combs and toothbrushes
Hair and teeth we do miss
Velcro is an old persons friend
Saves us trouble lots
We can't stoop and bend
What you say your name is I forgot
You will grow old
Chances are you will
You have been told
Save enough money to pay the nursing home bill
Only young once
But old forever
Don't be a dunce
You be clever
Don't be bold
Careful what say
About us old
Because our teeth
We takeout at night
In a mayo jar we do keep
And pray our Depends not to tight
Once we wiggled
When we walked
Now we wobble so don't you giggle
And please speak louder when you talk
And explain this
At Christmas we get
Combs and toothbrushes
Hair and teeth we do miss
Velcro is an old persons friend
Saves us trouble lots
We can't stoop and bend
What you say your name is I forgot
You will grow old
Chances are you will
You have been told
Save enough money to pay the nursing home bill
Only young once
But old forever
Don't be a dunce
You be clever