Fire ants

They cover the South like the dew.

Fire ants.

Nothing will make you lose all modesty quicker than stepping in a mound of fire ants.

Don't matter where you are if those ants start biting off come shoes,pants whatever.

Don't matter who's around either,Grand Ma or the Preacher just get on out of the way and those four letter words ain't cuss words but are expressions of pain.

I'm pretty sure the Lord understands your predicament and will gladly forgive your choice of words.

Stay tuned!

I'm all out of ideas.

Can't think of anything to write about.

Covered just about everything from A-Z.

Stay tuned!