Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Don't be shy

Hi.What cha doing?I can't sleep.Talk to me for a while.Tell me how your day was.Good,bad or just indifferent?

You do know you can talk to me by using the comment section below each post.It would be a thrill just hearing from you Dear person.Let me know what's on your mind really I'm all ears,literally here.

You could tell me what you think of this silly little blog,just be honest I'm a big boy ,getting bigger everyday  seems I have my appetite back.For awhile food just didn't interest me but now I'm eating my fair share.

Love to know who you are and what's going on in your life.

Don't be shy now!

Mystery solved

Sausage biscuit,scrambled eggs,grits,coffee and OJ for breakfast.Dinner(lunch)BBQ sandwich and with fries,iced sweet tea and coffee.Snack of Cheetos.Meatloaf,collards,cornbread,mac&cheese,potato salad with coffee for supper..

Let me think here for a few seconds.I just might be on to something.

Think I solved the mystery of why my blue jeans feel so much tighter.

Just here to help ya

Being a born and bred Southern Gentleman I find it my civic duty to help others,those from north of Hogansville,Georgia,Yankee territory,to learn to speak proper English.

At times they can't understand what I'm talking about and vicer versa.Today we shall start with the basics.

Let's get this eating thing down pat first ok.There are 3 meals in a 24 hour period.Breakfast,dinner and supper.Dinner equals lunch to those of you north of Hogansville and supper is the night time meal not dinner.Next let's just go ahead and get this outta way quick.That 4 legged,fuzzy thing with a wagging tail and goes bow wow ain't no dog.Repeat after me it's a DAWG and the longer you can draw it out the better.

Next we move along to the most common things you should learn to be understood and to understand.That thing you sit in is not a chair it's a cheer.Example,ain't cha tared sit in the cheer for a bit.Then theres winder you know that thing made of glass that most houses have you look out at.Now we get fancy with details.That thing you lay your head on at night down here in Georgia is called a piller not pillow.Simple huh,your'e doing great so far.Ok to keep things short so you don't lose concentration our last word of the day is fanger.Northerners called or mispronounce it as finger.

Ok that should do it for today.See it ain't hard to properly speak English all you have to do is just try hard and study and in no time you will be speaking Georgian like ya was born here.

What I want !

I don't want a girlfriend.I don't want a wife.What I do want is another good dog.Like that country song said Wish She Loved Me Like My Dog Does.A good dog like Missy pictured here.I miss her just as much as I miss anyone.

There have been several dogs in my life.There was Lassie my first dog Uncle Lavert found for me when I was just a little boy.My protector he was.Yes Lassie was a male but I called him Lassie after the TV program.

Prissy and Bouncer I always had a dog around me it seems.Puppies,nothing compares with them except maybe a kitten or little human baby.They are so precious.

Yep just give me a loving dog to keep me company on this journey through life.