Bits and pieces

Bits and pieces from the news.

6 ft 325 pound football player claims he was bullied by another player.

Should have seen that one coming the way theses pro players been sissifing up the game lately.

Man prints T shirts.

Has NSA(national security agency)emblem on front.

Motto is we be peeping while you be sleeping.The only government agency that really listens to you.

NSA is mad.Gonna sue man.

Wish I had thought up that.

Zombified

Your mission for today if you choose to accept.

Your quest.

Search for life.Not intelligent life but just life.Search for life that hasn't been Zombified.

I see people walking around with this look like there has been an error in their programming  like they just received an 404 error code.

Oh.

I forgot.

It's election day.

People are Bestoinkified.

Never mind.