Saturday, April 6, 2013

Red neck boys

Red neck boys
Four wheel drive trucks
Shotguns loaded for bucks
We sure love our toys

Momma we love
Our Daddy to
Our blood runs red white blue
This is true

Blue Ribbon beer
White socks
Old Hank singing
Brings a tear

Like us or not
Thats your choice
Really just like you
Bet that you forgot







Vacation from hell

So you think things are bad.A nice Lady who works here at the old folks home just told me how her vacation went.

Seems while on her vacation she had 2 teeth,one on each side to abscess and had to be pulled.Top this off she quit smoking while on vacation.

Now get this.Things get worse if that is possible.Her Mother n law has moved in with them.

Yep no matter how bad you may think things are going for you just remember this Lady and her vacation from hell.

Killed the atmosphere

I just seen something on the news that just don't seem right.A story about limousine service.Those fancy expensive beautiful limos had this I noticed.Hanging on the rear view mirror was a pine tree air freshener.

For me that just killed the atmosphere.Kinda like wearing brown shoes with a tuxedo.