Elf

Such a plight
Oreo fairy gone
No cookie flights
Fairy gone home

Not to fear
I have plan
Keebler cookie  elf
He the man

Daily passes by

His big truck
Loaded chocolate chips
He said hi

Friends I believe
Me and elf
Chocolate chip cookies
He did leave

Devilish thing

The TV remote
That devilish thing
Cause of discontent
I have seen

Grown men fight
Who controls it
This goes on
Till late night

Winner takes all
Master of it
Remote is prize
Really it’s bull@#*!