If you wonder what living at the old folks home is all about compare it to daycare not for your children but for your parents.
There are many similarities.
Diapers don't separate the young from the old.
No teeth can be a problem.Some have to have pureed food like babies who eat food from a jar.
Temper tantrums.You have heard of the terrible twos wait till the naughty necked nineties start.Why old folks get the urge to take their clothes off in public is a mystery.
By the way the day you walk or more likely are rolled through the front door of the OFH(old folks home)you just leave your modesty at that door.Just about every Nurse and CNA has seen my hiney by now.It's nothing personal.
Old folks can be mean.
Don't think cause we are old some of them won't hurt you.They scratch,kick,bite(well some of them)and take swings at you good as any two year old.
You have heard of that famous gang haven't you.
The CRIPS!
As this is being written it is a full moon night.
Everything said I'm blaming it on that full moon.
There are many similarities.
Diapers don't separate the young from the old.
No teeth can be a problem.Some have to have pureed food like babies who eat food from a jar.
Temper tantrums.You have heard of the terrible twos wait till the naughty necked nineties start.Why old folks get the urge to take their clothes off in public is a mystery.
By the way the day you walk or more likely are rolled through the front door of the OFH(old folks home)you just leave your modesty at that door.Just about every Nurse and CNA has seen my hiney by now.It's nothing personal.
Old folks can be mean.
Don't think cause we are old some of them won't hurt you.They scratch,kick,bite(well some of them)and take swings at you good as any two year old.
You have heard of that famous gang haven't you.
The CRIPS!
As this is being written it is a full moon night.
Everything said I'm blaming it on that full moon.
