Just between us

Maybe I should not speak of this.

Ok this will be just between you and me.

Well(deep breath).

I took a test on Facebook just to find out how Southern your friend JohnLee is.

Hey if there is any test I should pass with flying colors this should be it right?

Seems nothing is a sure thing in this world.

According to this fancy smancy test your's truly is a Yankee.

Yes friend a pop drinking bagel with cream cheese eating fast talking Yankee raised on the streets of NYC.

Youse guys let's just keep keep this our little secret.

In my room

In my room.A place of quiet peacefulness.With the blinds closed ear buds on I'm in my own little personal place of sanctuary.

Sometimes that's were I want to be at the old folks home.

Were I  don't have to deal with the OT'S (old timers) when they get started up.

It can be very difficult living with people who have short term memory loss.

Maybe well I know that's what wrong with my roomie who constantly changes the TV channel.He just doesn't remember or when he says the same thing over and over.

Scary I'm older than him.

Maybe I repeat myself over and over maybe I repeat myself over...

Things that don't make sense

Things that don't make sense:
1.Wearing a belt with suspenders.
2.Iced coffee.
3.Wearing short pants with snow on the ground(postal workers) white men at any time.
4.Turkeytarians.
5 Health nuts(you're going to die anyway).
6.Painted bricks.
7.Jogging.
8.Why no indisputable photo/video of UFO's with all the phones with cameras.
9.Have I mentioned turkeytarians yet?
10.Shaving cause it just grows back.