Things I learned the hard way

Things I learned the hard way:
1.Women are always right,never argue,you can't win.
2.If a muffler falls off a lawn mower leave it be,it is hot.
3.A dog wagging it's tail will bite.
4.There is a thing called to much of a good thing.
5.Have I mentioned women are always right?
6.Smiling faces don't always mean someone can be trusted.
7.If it looks like a duck,walks like a duck,quacks like a duck it ain't no chicken.
8.Health nuts no matter what will also die someday.
9.Here is where you can post what you learned the hard way.
10.Women are always right.

Power of positive thinking

The power of positive thinking.

This morning before the breakfast trays were brought around I thought to myself that bacon instead of sausage would be a nice change.

I rarely get bacon my choice because it's that chicken stuff.

Lo and behold yes you guessed it.Bacon I got,3 slices and it was good.

I'm thinking now.

Lottery,the goose that layed the golden egg,bag of Krystals...