Monday, October 20, 2014

The Steve Urkel syndrome and wedgies

The Steve Urkel Syndrome and wedgies.

Just two of the dangers of living at the old folks home.

When placed into your wheelchair sometimes you need a little help finding that comfy spot.This usually takes two helpful Ladies who grab under your arms and the waist band of your pants and gently they pull you backwards till that comfortable spot is reached that spot where you can sit up straight that spot where you can wiggle around a bit.

That is the G spot the good comfortable spot.

But.

At times when searching for that G spot the good spot this will happen.

You will get a wedgie front and back wedgies no less.

And for those fortunate enough never to have suffered a wedgie let me tell you they are really uncomfortable down right painful if you get the bad configured front wedgie.

You can just use your imagination on that one.

Now there is a side effect of front and back wedgies the dreaded Steve Urkel look you know the waist band of your pants are just below your arm pits.

Yes friends there are many dangers living at the old folks home this is just an example of two of them.

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