Old folks

You kids today
Don't be bold
Careful what say
About us old

Because our teeth
We takeout at night
In a mayo jar we do keep
And pray our Depends not to tight

Once we wiggled
When we walked
Now we wobble so don't you giggle
And please speak louder when you talk

And explain this
At Christmas we get
Combs and toothbrushes
Hair and teeth we do miss

Velcro is an old persons friend
Saves us trouble lots
We can't stoop and bend
What you say your name is I forgot


You will grow old
Chances are you will
You have been told
Save enough money to pay the nursing home bill

Only young once
But old forever
Don't be a dunce
You be clever