Don't pick up a hot lawn mower muffler.
Don't swallow your Bull of the Wood chewing backy on a hot summer day.
Women don't think like men.
Your tongue will stick to ice.
Sliding off a barn on your belly hurts.
Watch out for clothes lines when riding your bike.
Never sass your Momma.
Eating a bag of butter scotch candy in one sitting don't work.
Don't go hunting with a drunk man.
Not everyone should be trusted.
You can over do a good thing.
Hot grits stick to roof of your mouth.
Don't spin around 10 times then blow hard on your thumb.
Don't fall into a dye pond.
Snakes like swimming holes.
BB gun shootouts hurt.
You can't fly.
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