Don't tell Gary

Room 31 has a plan.

We the roomies are pretty sure that we will win either the big lottery or the Publishers Clearing House prize.

I can see it now that PCH prize patrol knocking on our door with that big check and a bouquet of roses for Paul.

You may ask what us old cooters are going to with our windfall?

This is our plan and a very good one it is.

First thing on our list is going to the Krystal.Sitting around a table the details of our good fortune will be sorted out.Agreed on so far is buying one of those super duper Greyhound bus size RV's.It will be equipped with everything imaginable thing like a George Jetson push button selectimatic food dispenser with all our favorite food,snacks and liquid refreshments.

Next on our list is the hiring our private duty Nurses and CNA's.Applications are being accepted at this time.Please inquire within at room 31 SW ask for Paul our human resource manger.

Other details will be worked out once on the road.

We the residents of room 31 SW do ask for a special request.

Please don't let Gary from the north wing know anything of our good fortune.He said that if we ever won big time he wants to drive the bus.Have mercy on us and the rest of the travelers out there.

Gary don't need to be driving no bus.