National Hot Dog day

Tomorrow is National Hot Dog day
Chili cheese mustard ketchup onions galore
Just one word I can say and that's hurray
Two three I could eat maybe more

Fries crinkle cut please
Onion rings on the side
Us fat boys ain't vain
We have nothing to hide

Nuway Nathans Checker chili dogs
Krystal corn pups
A foot long from the DQ
Even a Polish sausage from Racetrack oh Lawd

Down at the Sonic they sell'em fancy
Chicago NYC style
With peppers tomato and pickles
One of those will last you awhile

Skip the chicken dogs
Beef is for burgers
Me I'm not Kosher
Make my dog from a hog