Things we rednecks do and don't:
1.Don't sip iced tea with a straw.
2.Do if possible batter and fry your food.
3.Don't call cauliflower ,broccoli and raw squash a vegetable plate.
4.Do batter and fry your cauliflower, broccoli and raw squash.
5.Don't cuss someone's Momma,dog or truck...not necessarily in that order.
6.Do use wore out household appliances and truck tires as lawn decorations.
7.Don't ever throw away anything...that's what front porches are used for.
8.Do reserve the warm front seat of your truck for the dog...the wife and kids like the fresh brisk air and rain on a winters day riding in back.
9.Don't pay attention to #8 I was just teasing...really...trust me.
10.Here's your chance to post your redneck do's and dont's
1.Don't sip iced tea with a straw.
2.Do if possible batter and fry your food.
3.Don't call cauliflower ,broccoli and raw squash a vegetable plate.
4.Do batter and fry your cauliflower, broccoli and raw squash.
5.Don't cuss someone's Momma,dog or truck...not necessarily in that order.
6.Do use wore out household appliances and truck tires as lawn decorations.
7.Don't ever throw away anything...that's what front porches are used for.
8.Do reserve the warm front seat of your truck for the dog...the wife and kids like the fresh brisk air and rain on a winters day riding in back.
9.Don't pay attention to #8 I was just teasing...really...trust me.
10.Here's your chance to post your redneck do's and dont's
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