A true story.
Sit back my friend take your shoes off rest a spell here goes.
Mr B 96 years old,blind and paralyzed from a stroke and my roomie this is a story he tells.
Once he was walking into a local hotel with a woman for an afternoon encounter I guess is the word and someone saw Mr B and calls another Lady he has been seeing.
Well upon leaving said establishment seems someone was blocking his car in the parking lot.
It was his other Lady friend and it seems she wasn't in a good Christian mood at the moment and starts shooting.
Mr B said he and his Lady of the moment ducked down in his car as bullets started flying shooting out the glass of his car reaching for his gun in the dash and as his Lady friend who has the bad spirited attitude leaves the parking lot he follows her and shoots back.
Now there is a rolling shootout going on down New Franklin Road here in LaGrange.
She shoots at him he shoots back hitting her car.
As always in these situations the Police arrive and calm is restored.
Now seems Mr B has been shot and off to the hospital he is rushed.After close exam it is found he has been shot in the left hip pocket and of all things he was shot in his billfold.Yes friend the billfold took a bullet for him.
As Mr B tells it he was only charged with shooting a gun inside city limits and fined $50 but his Lady friend was charge with a more serious crime.
And now for the kicker.
That Lady that shot him often comes out here to the old folks home and visits him.
Sweet!
Sit back my friend take your shoes off rest a spell here goes.
Mr B 96 years old,blind and paralyzed from a stroke and my roomie this is a story he tells.
Once he was walking into a local hotel with a woman for an afternoon encounter I guess is the word and someone saw Mr B and calls another Lady he has been seeing.
Well upon leaving said establishment seems someone was blocking his car in the parking lot.
It was his other Lady friend and it seems she wasn't in a good Christian mood at the moment and starts shooting.
Mr B said he and his Lady of the moment ducked down in his car as bullets started flying shooting out the glass of his car reaching for his gun in the dash and as his Lady friend who has the bad spirited attitude leaves the parking lot he follows her and shoots back.
Now there is a rolling shootout going on down New Franklin Road here in LaGrange.
She shoots at him he shoots back hitting her car.
As always in these situations the Police arrive and calm is restored.
Now seems Mr B has been shot and off to the hospital he is rushed.After close exam it is found he has been shot in the left hip pocket and of all things he was shot in his billfold.Yes friend the billfold took a bullet for him.
As Mr B tells it he was only charged with shooting a gun inside city limits and fined $50 but his Lady friend was charge with a more serious crime.
And now for the kicker.
That Lady that shot him often comes out here to the old folks home and visits him.
Sweet!
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