To my Juniper Street redneck friend

To my Juniper Street redneck friend
Today's your last day
Everyone round here will kinda miss you
And all those wacky things you say

Gone but not forgotten
Like them days of old
I for one
Enjoyed the stories you told

See ya around
You take care
Come back and see us
If you dare

Now run along
Get outta here
I'm trying to be nice
But you know all here love you and we might shed a tear