The annual homemade chili party will take place.I'm ready and well prepared.
No sissy little store bought plastic spoons for me.I'm a big league chili eater and have my own big boy spoon.
Just like professional pool players,they have their own custom made pool sticks well I have a big boy spoon that was made just for me.
I come to eat not play.Last year I ate 3 bowls of that delicious chili.More could have been ate but I was beginning to get carried away and a bit hoggish.
There is still time for me to round up a big boy bowl to go with my big boy spoon.Why waste time with those little dainty bowls and sissy spoons.
Pass the hot sauce and crackers time to eat.
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