Thursday, April 11, 2013

Not alone....Chapter 5

What ever it is it's large.I'm pulled right inside.What is this place?

It's dark and so quiet in here.I hear no sounds.I see no light.My mind rushes with thoughts.Oh please don't let this be what I think it is!

Could this be a tomb?Is this my grave?Am I dead but conscious of it?

Is this cold,dark,quiet vacuum of a place my coffin?

More follows....





Not alone...Chapter 4

I realize something.It's the light that's keeping me warm from the snow.It engulfs me pulling me upward into the night sky.

I'm dreaming what is this.It can't be.Up and up it seems like something has hold of my body dragging me along effortless.Then I see it...

Not alone continues...Chapter 3

Dozing off in the crowded but warm tent.Soon I was sound and fast asleep.

WHOOSH!

I was awaken.What was that I asked rubbing my half awake eyes.Seems everyone was awake now.It was nothing everyone go back to sleep said Joe the Scoutmaster and only adult of the group.

Dozing off again I had this strange odd feeling.I't felt like a warm bright light was soaking into my body.The feeling of peace and no fear is the only way I can explain this feeling.

I must be dreaming or am I dying?.This can't be happening.I feel as if I'm floating.Floating up and up into the night sky.Strange thing I think why ain't I'm cold.It's snowing.

Continues....




Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Not alone continued...Chapter 2

I don't want to hear this saying to myself.The blinding light I see in my dreams every night.Now my old friend tells me he also has these dreams that haunt him nightly.Seems there are others that where with us that night that he talked with suffering from this same cruel dream.

What is going on thinking to myself.This is crazy why is he telling me all this? Mine is just a dream,it's my dream that's all it is.Nothing happen nothing supernatural happen to us on that cold snowy night.

A little back ground information.Boy Scout Troop 72 was camping out over the long Christmas holidays.The year was 1965.Rain turned to sleet then to snow and it was cold putting it mildly.Tents started leaking and all  15 of us ended up in a large WW2 surplus tent that luckily had a wood burning camp heater in the center of the tent.

15 poor kids from the mill village.Boy Scouts.We where so poor that no one except one guy had a Scout uniform.At times we could be rowdy.

To be continued...



Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Not alone...Chapter 1

I understand now.For years almost nightly a recurring dream has bothered me.

For the first time ever I will speak of it.I'm not scared anymore.Not afraid that my mind is going.Not ashamed of what people will think.

I'm not alone.

Years ago when I was 13 years old camping out was one of the things enjoyed by me and the other kids in the neighborhood.On one of those camping trips something happened.I had just about convinced myself it was just a dream.Seems it did happen.My dream is turning into a nightmare.

I got a visit from an old friend the other day.Someone who grew up with me on the old mill village at East Newnan.Someone who camped out with me often.He tracked me down from my Facebook page.

After we caught up on things of the last 40 something years the conversation turned serious.Johnny do you remember that time we camped out in the snow behind the old school house for 3 days?I was in shock.That was my dream that nightmare that has been bothering me for all those years.Yes I remember why asking?

Does anything about that trip bother you he asked.I said no,lying because I was still hiding what to me was a nightmare.

Do you remember any thing strange?Something that just don't seem right?

I answered no my guard still up not knowing where all this was leading.

The light.The bright blinding light did you see it?

More to follow......



Monday, April 8, 2013

Not worrying

When I was a little boy living on Juniper Street I was worried and scared because Russia said they would bury the United States.

I'm not worrying about Korea.

Pork n beans

Boy o boy.Dinner and supper has been a bust today.Roasted pork with gravy and broccoli, rice and cheese casserole.Supper was worse if possible.Baked lemon peppered catfish that was cold.

I know.With all the hungry people in the world I should be be grateful and thankful for this food.I am but that don't make the food any better.

Excuse my french but Yankees must be planning these meals.You may say it's healthy food good for your body.But if you ain't eating it's not healthy for you.

What would be wrong every once in a while to have some good home cooked style soul food.Dry beans fried taters cornbread and such.I will praise the collards served here they are really good.The turnip greens are well I won't say.

The breakfast here is great since I had that unnatural stuff called turkey sausage changed to bacon.Toast,grits and a boiled egg round it out and it's enjoyed.

Guess you can look at it this way,if I can get through that awful rice with beef and mushrooms and that so called chicken pot pie rest of the meals should be ok.

I'm opening up my reserve can of pork n beans.I'm hungry.



Sunday, April 7, 2013

Georgia

Georgia is my home.Where I was born raised and 99.999% the place I'm sure of that I will wait for the second coming of the Lord up at Shadowlawn Cemetery.

From the mountains of north Georgia down to the Atlantic Ocean this is where I want to be.All I know about my kin folks is this if the records are correct.In the 1700's the Haynes kin left Baltimore,Maryland with a family of Dutch settlers and headed south.Stopping in North Carolina for awhile then on to Georgia.Now what I read so it must be true is that the Haynes folks where one of the first white settlers,this was Indian territory, in the county of what is now named Troup. Troup county is where I call home.Then for some unknown reason they moved to Alabama settling in what is now called Clay county.

Alabama is where my folks where born raised but Georgia is my home.Earlier laying here thinking looking out the big window I thought to myself what a beautiful day in Georgia.Trees and flowers in bloom the bright sunshine shinning down on us and the sound of Crows in the distant is just the perfect atmosphere for me.

On those up coming hot humid summer days that I long for in my minds eye I see the heat rising from a scorching tared road.The smell of honeysuckle and magnolias fill my senses.At night the singing of cicadas and crickets.Fire flies peppering a clear Georgia night.

The red clay of north Georgia.Further south around Macon where the soil is sandy white.Down in south Georgia where the farming is done.Home of the ever present nats on a sweltering hot summer day.

Atlanta or Lanta as locals call it.Burnt to the ground by Mr Sherman on his way to the sea.Tall buildings and streets named Peachtree.The little smaller than small towns with just a few folks.This is Georgia.

Every time I hear that theme song from Gone With the Wind it does something to me.Or when Ray Charles sings Georgia wow goose bump time.

 Savannah which even Mr Sherman refused to burn because of it's beauty.Those dusty red clay roads which are fast disappearing I can still see in my minds eye and the smell of them after a summer's shower.

Grits,CoColas,peaches and peanuts.Mr. Carter from down the road in Plains.FDR who loved Warm Springs and the man who did so much for this part of Georgia.

Stone Mountain where I wrote that it would be a wonderful place to just sit and look eastward and wait on Jesus to come back for his Children.

Macon where most of my Aunts lived and where Grandma and Grandpa Haynes rest in peace.

The people here who will throw up their hand when meeting you while driving on those 2 lane black top roads.Mam and Sir which we say with respect.

Yes this is my home.Georgia named after old King George way over there in Great Brittan. Settled by James Oglethorpe down around Savannah.One of the thirteen original colonies.

Georgia.

How forgetful of me.Thank goodness I can come back and do some editing.How could I write about Georgia and not mention Georgia pines.Looking out the big window they seemed to be waving at me reminding me I'm wasn't through yet.

Wind through the pines on a moonlight night what a beautiful sight.Now through,the story is complete.




Saturday, April 6, 2013

Red neck boys

Red neck boys
Four wheel drive trucks
Shotguns loaded for bucks
We sure love our toys

Momma we love
Our Daddy to
Our blood runs red white blue
This is true

Blue Ribbon beer
White socks
Old Hank singing
Brings a tear

Like us or not
Thats your choice
Really just like you
Bet that you forgot







Vacation from hell

So you think things are bad.A nice Lady who works here at the old folks home just told me how her vacation went.

Seems while on her vacation she had 2 teeth,one on each side to abscess and had to be pulled.Top this off she quit smoking while on vacation.

Now get this.Things get worse if that is possible.Her Mother n law has moved in with them.

Yep no matter how bad you may think things are going for you just remember this Lady and her vacation from hell.

Killed the atmosphere

I just seen something on the news that just don't seem right.A story about limousine service.Those fancy expensive beautiful limos had this I noticed.Hanging on the rear view mirror was a pine tree air freshener.

For me that just killed the atmosphere.Kinda like wearing brown shoes with a tuxedo.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Karma

A shame and pity.Way up there in ole Boston,Mass,bean town, the state and home of the Kennedy's ,the ones who pointed their fingers at people down here in Dixie years ago shame on you.

Seems 25 kids at an elementary school where refused lunch one day.The reason being their lunch cards had a zero balance on them.

The kid's where not allowed to eat lunch that day in fact their lunch plates where dumped without being touched.

Karma.Plain and simple.Be careful who you judge my friends.


Coolest dude on TV

Could the Geico pig be the coolest dude on TV? I think maybe yes.

Love this commercial where the pig stopped by the police is asked if he knows why he is being stopped.

His answer is perfect,because I'm a pig driving a convertible the pig answers.The cop answers tail light.Get it fixed.

Yep maybe this means something when the commercials might be more interesting and original than the network TV programs.

As the Geico pig says.... wheeeeee!





My heart skips....

As this is being wrote my eyes still groggy from sleep my heart skips a little faster with joy this morning.

I just read something that must be shared.It seems my fellow connoisseurs of Whoppers and fries that those healthy choice items fast food places offer are no healthier than the big burger loaded up and fries.Just as much fat,more salt and the calorie difference is not worth bragging about.

Yes my friends those health nuts may laugh at us as we eat our Whoppers and Big Macs.They may call us names.But we know what we like and enjoy it.

Yes my heart skips a beat and maybe is ticking a little faster this morning with joy from this news.But could be from that bag of Cheetos I had as a bed time snack.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

How did I...

How did I ever live without these things.
1.Drip coffee makers
2.Remote controlled TV
3.Microwaves
4.Cell phones
5.Computers
6.Cars with power everything
7.Friends like you
8.Microwave popcorn
9.Salads on Friday's
10.Again friends like you(big bear hug to you)

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Just between me and you

A friend who works here at the old folks home has promised me some home cooked on the stove big white butter beans with cornbread and a big onion.

They did this once before and it was delicious.Really I think her boyfriend cooked them.So looking forward to that.

Another Lady who works here her husband sent me some fried salmon patties,real home made biscuits and sliced fried taters he had cooked.Wonderful.

Now there have been many treats of food brought to me and I so appreciate it.The food here for the most part is very good and filling.Being a diabetic I'm well on a diet.But I sure enjoy food from home I have to admit with all honesty.

The friend who brought the big white butter beans did this.Surprised me with a Whopper from Burger King.Guess what?My onion rings where held hostage by a nurse.I did not get them.

But all is well.The nurse later that day whispered to me just between us she was hungry and ate my onion rings and promised to bring me some later.

So if you bring me food just skip the nurses station.It will just be between me and you.

Change

End of an era.Well it seems Jay Leno will be leaving the Tonight Show.I'm more of a David Letterman fan myself but I hate seeing Jay leave.

Years ago back in the 60's every night almost I would watch Johnny Carson.I remember seeing a young Richard Pryor.His stuff was hilarious back then.Monty Rock 3rd,Moms Mabley,those Carson skits on and on.

What I'm getting at is this.Change.Sometimes I don't like change and yearn for things the way they where.No way to keep things the way we want.Things will change no matter what.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Freedom of their souls

Busy day around the old home place today.A memorial for residents who passed away this year was held.A single white balloon in their honor was released in their memory as names where called out.

I watched as each balloon soared skyward.To me it symbolized the freedom of their souls released to the Heavens.

Harley

Sunny spring day
Get chopper out
Have some fun
Ride all about

Wind in face
Shaggy beard hair
Time to cruise
Nothing to lose

Big Harley ride
Twin pipes loud
Just me you
Don't need crowd

Transformation of my life...

Miracle of miracles my Dear friends.I JohnLee woke up this morning craving of all things turkey sasuage.Yes I don't know what happened.Maybe I bumped my head while in deep slumber but my need for fried pork sasuage or thin brown crispy bacon has left me.

Me of all people.I have been converted to a healthy food nut.Please no more burgers,fries or onion rings for me.I crave broiled chicken,cooked carrots and squash.No more greasy cornbread and big white butter beans.Feed that to your hogs mam give me cauliflower please.

Just the thought of biscuits and gravy makes me queasy.Keep your chips and dips.Nothing salty or fried will touch these lips.

Ban CoColas.Take it a step further than that mayor up there in New York City.No more McDonalds,Burger King or Krystals for me.

I have seen the light and it was bright friends.The evil of my ways have been exposed.I have only one explanation for this radical transformation of my life.

April Fool!

Chill pills

Chill pill.Sometimes I think they should be available when needed.Folks having a hissy fit,chill pill.Someone just having a bad day,chill pill.

Maybe chill pills would save lot of relationships.Fuss starting,chill pill.Grumpy moody,chill pill.Just feel like being mean and hateful,chill pill.

Yes I think chill pills are a good thing.So if you are stressed out,feeling grouchy,wanting to jump on your loved ones,chill pill.

Don't reach for that 2x4.Instead open a bottle of chill pills.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Not alone

That little four line poem I wrote about the little bird this morning was true.I was feeling down and out,blue,sad,depressed what ever it is called.

Just after sunrise I seen that little black and gray creature.It was chirping up a storm like it was trying to tell me something.Fluttering against the window pane like it wanted in.

Immediately I felt better.Cheered up out of my self pity.Something seemed like it cared for me.That little bird made me again feel glad I was alive.

Maybe on this Easter morning feeling all alone God sent that little black and gray bird to me just to let me know I wasn't alone in this world.

Thank you little bird and thank you God.



Biscuit run

Every morning just about 7am a fire truck siren blasting lights flashing wakes me up.Could it be that there is a fire or accident every morning at that same time?

Maybe it just a test of fire crews and truck.That is very well possible.Once there was a fire station just above Grandma's on Murphy Avenue.This was back in the old days and every so often they just tested by running down the street siren blasting and lights flashing.

Yes that must be what they are doing.Or could it be you reckon that just maybe the fire truck could be making a biscuit run to McDonald's?


Had to happen...

I guess it had to happen.I'm shattered and distraught.Maybe this is just a bad dream and soon I will wake up.

Oh I get it now.It's an early April Fools joke.But reality must be faced.One of my favorite eatery joints has been it seems corrupted.Fallen to the pressure of do gooders and know it alls.

I just seen the ad on TV.Burger King.Yep my fellow connoisseurs of have it your way flame broiled burgers, Whoppers, has given in and are you sitting down fellow Whopper lovers,and offers TURKEY BURGERS!

The humanity of it all.Nothing is sacred.

Taps

Happy Easter to you.He has risen.Easter brings back memories.

Twice a year I got new shoes.When school started and on Easter.Back in the late 50's when I was a boy there was a fad I don't think kids do today.

Taps on your shoes.I can still hear taps walking down those long halls at Southwest Elementary School.Click clank click clank.

The purpose of taps was to make your shoes last longer.Taps on the heels and toes of your Buster Browns bought from the Bargain Basement downtown LaGrange at the corner of Vernon and Bull Streets.Walk next door and the shoe repair man would put taps on your new shoes for 10 cents a pair if my memory serves me right.

I just liked the sound of taps on a hard floor.You where cool if you had them.

Guess it's hard putting taps on these designer sneakers kids wear today.Oh we had sneakers back then also.They where called tennis shoes.Two styles.Low cut or or high top basketball Keds.In any color you wanted as long it was black.

Little bird


Little bird you will never know
How you cheered me up so
Chirping and fluttering
At my window

Saturday, March 23, 2013

I love you....really

What's on my mind.Let me think.Tonight will be my night to complain,whine or act like a lot of folks I've know in my life.

Let's start with the selfish people then work our way up to the self centered ones.Ain't they a blessing.Then there is the me me me folks.They are fun huh.

Next we have the know it alls.Oh boy I like just listening to them while agreeing on the out side but on the inside having a blast laughing.

March Madness.Is basketball all day on every TV channel really needed.The person who invented VCR'S must have had their fill of it and decided to do something about that foolishness.

The health food nuts oh excuse me.Like someone said once those people that don't smoke,drink or cuss don't really live any longer it just seems like they do.They bore the rest of us to death.

Now for the last.Those Holier than thou folks.The ones who only practice what they preach one day a week.

Ok guess that is it for now.If you fit into any of these categories just remember I love you.Really I do.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Gun ban

Old saying. A locked door only keeps a honest person out.Thieves will find a way of getting in.Same way with gun control.Ban guns and those who need to protect themself' and their family will suffer.

The crazies will find a way to cause harm if determined.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Got this feeling

Got this feeling.Know it's going to be.Supper tonight I'm guessing will be that stuff,chicken pot pie.Might be a night I dig into my hard time stuck back for days like this food supply.I have pork n beans,microwave popcorn and a bag of Cheetos .



Me,Daddy and the snake

Last night I was reminded of something that happened when I was a little boy. Daddy took me hunting.

Maybe I was 7 years old and it was fall of the year.In a thicket of trees brown leaves covering the ground we where leaning against a tree.

I noticed something.A snake.Maybe a copper head or rattler .Tongue flickering gliding over the leaves it was headed right towards us.

Daddy I see a snake.That's all it took.Daddy,the one with the gun jumped up and started running.Back to where the car was.Not a word was said he just left me in his tracks.

He never seen the snake,he had the gun,he left me in his dust.The man was terrified of them creepy crawlie no shoulder things.

As I got older often I reminded him of that snake.And the day he left his little boy behind.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Color blind

Seems I'm color blind.For over 30 years I lived in the same house.When giving directions to my humble abode always I said 3rd house on left green with dark green shutters.

Everyone else said it was white.Well maybe it was a light green,mint green color but rest assured that house was not white.

I should know.I'm the one who bought the paint.I seem to see dark colors just fine.But light pastel colors are a different story.

But like I said that house was green.

I see

Leaves on trees
Big bumble bees
These I see
First day spring


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Just dreaming

The only good meal for me this whole week was breakfast this morning.Toast,buttered,grits,bacon and a boiled egg.

Other than that this week has been a bust far as food goes.Just had supper and it was that awful beef tips on rice with mushrooms.I just rake the beef and those things to the side and eat the rice.It came with cooked sliced carrots,squash and what I think was supposed to be green string beans.

I love string beans.But they have to be cooked right.Cooked down in some grease till nearly burnt and add salt please and give me a big slice of cornbread and onion and that's good eating.A roll(where the cornbread)apple sauce and diet something pudding filled out the meal.

I know go ahead and say it I'm a picky old man.I agree but I know what I like and what I don't.Who ever is planning these meals knows nothing about Southern cooking or how it's done.I love vegetables.But what we are having here must be excuse my French Yankee cooking.They know nothing about seasoning food I think.

Come on now how about some real food for a change.Butter beans or pintos cooked on the stove with that thick bean soup.Big pan of cornbread.Some fried taters.Salmon patties fried brown and crispy.

Just dreaming I guess.


What if....

What if.What if you knew that in a few moments your life would end.How would you handle it and what would you do.

Watching an old movie today about a runaway atomic missile that was bearing down on NYC it made me think.

If I knew my life was coming to an end quickly what would I do.Pray for forgiveness is the natural thing I guess.Tell those close to me how I feel about them maybe.Be scared most likely.

What if a person was pointing a gun to your head and seconds from death you where wonder if I could handle it.No choice in that one.What if a big space rock was bearing down on Earth and we where given a short notice that this would be it for us could you deal with it?

We all will face that moment in our life someday.Those last few moments.Just hope it comes quick with no time to be scared or in pain.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Outlaw turkey anything...

Enough of broccoli and cooked carrots.No more wild rice give me the real stuff,white with butter,salt and pepper.

Fry my pork chop and burgers and fish.No more broiled anything.Down with healthy eating.If it ain't fried it ain't cooked.

Apples are for pies and bananas go in banana pudding.

Outlaw turkey anything.No sugar free this or that.Remember those test that said artificial sweeteners gave rats cancer.

At my age food is what I look forward to each day.Chili dogs and fries over cauliflower and squash anytime.

If a choice between food making me healthy or happy I would chose happy.

Socks,bed,blue

Socks,bed,blue.Three words they test you with here.Every so often a Lady comes around and asks a few questions.I know they are just checking if your mental capabilities are holding up or...

I told her once she needed to change those words.People have them memorized.But between me you and the fencepost I hope they don't.

My memory isn't as sharp like it use to be.Scary at times.Guess it's just a normal part of aging.

That old saying is true.Once a man,twice a child.I'm not sure if it's the fall or winter of my life.All I know time is passing by fast.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Feeling escapes me

Watching an old rerun of The Twilight Zone it struck a bell with me.This old guy at the old folks home came running out all excited carring his suitcase shaking peoples hand and runs to a car.

His son's car.The old guy thinks his son is taking him home.Nope not the way it works.The dissapointment shows on his face.

That face I've seen around here a few times.People wanting to go home back to the lives they once had with their families.

I'm so blessed.That feeling escapes me.




Friday, March 15, 2013

Only in my memories

Take me back.Back there.The 1970's.A time I liked.

Watching a rerun of The Love Boat on my computer that song took me back to those days of my youth.The music of that era.The movies and TV.

Movies like the Smokey and the Bandit,The Godfather,The Exorcist.TV programs like Charlie's Angels,Barney Miller and Welcome Back Cotter.

Those TV commercials from Ronco.Pocket Fisherman,Clap on Clap off light switch.Cubic Zoconia diamond rings and everything only cost $9.95.

WTBS channel 17.

A time when cars where cool.Z28's,Boss Mustangs and Trans Am's.

When music was good.REO Speedwagon,Journey and 38 Special.

Least I can still go back to those days.If only in my memories.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Super size it

Don't be like sheep.Don't be led around like a cow with a nose ring.The experts or those who think they know it all might be wrong.

Food is what I'm talking about.Don't eat this or that.Bad for you.Eat this what I say.That was your Momma's job when you where a kid.You're grown now think for yourself.

Others will try making you feel guilty or bad if you eat what you like and want.

If you want a Big Mac with super sized fries do it.Enjoy it.Let Mr/Ms know it all let me control your life eat broccoli and carrots.

What it comes down to is this.If the food you eat don't taste good or satisfy you why eat it.

Being happy counts just as much as being healthy.

On ya way back drop me off some of those super sized fries.


Satisfied

As Facebook asks what on your mind today.Well today I have no pressing issues to talk about.No complaints.Not mad with anyone or about anything.So far so good as they say.

No big controversies that I know of.Friends with one and all far as I know.Only big business I have to take care of is remembering to put in my order for that super duper salad for Friday's supper.

I know right.Lot of people would like having my problems of today.Not really needing anything or really wanting anything.

Guess you call this being satisfied.


Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Chicken Little

Chicken Little was wrong.The sky is not falling but the ground is sinking.

Down in Florida the earth opens up and swallows a man sleeping in his bed.They can't find him.Awful way to go I think.

Up in Illinois I think it was a man playing golf is swallowed up when the ground beneath him opens up.

When I was kid the story was Florida would some day sink off the map and the Atlantic Ocean would start down around Macon,Georgia.Might be something to that.

Hmmm.If you got some spare cash might be a good time to invest in some future beach front property down around middle Georgia.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Word chosen

Outcasts,rejects,throwaways,call us what you want.Most likely what ever word used fits us.We are the once loved,once useful people of your life.

Now old,sick or disabled no longer able to do for ourselves.We depend on others to help with our daily life.

I think maybe it's not meant the way we take it but at times it saddens me the way some are talked to.Did you know that impatient word can really hurt us.We understand what stress you are under but sometimes I think the word you choose is not the best.

I can't stand being patronized.That sugary sweet talk not really meant.Really if your heart is not in it don't make us the ones who depend on you feel like we are in the way.Maybe when you reach that point it's time for you/me to move on.

We still have feelings.Words or actions we can still feel.

Remember we where just like you once.This life now lived was not of our choosing.


Sunday, March 10, 2013

The real me

What I feel
You'll never know
Eyes can't see
The real me

Those three words

Those three words
We hold dear
Those three words
We wanna hear
Those three words



Time to eat

Spring

Spring has sprung
Birds think so
Chirping and singing
Outside my window

Sun do glow
I like alot
Spring has sprung
This I know

Trees are budding
Grass getting green
Spring has sprung
It so keen

Dogwoods in bloom
Such a sight
Spring has sprung
No more gloom



Hour closer

Just let me get my hour back.I'm sleepy.The world is a hour early today.Breakfast a hour early.Even the pretty birds at my window singing a hour early today.

One hour closer to what ever is going to happen today.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Hunting for twirly whirlys

Find the twirly whirlys.That's what I called them.Those creamed filled crusted sweet things.Momma loved them and would not share.

She would go grocery shopping and I just knew she had bought twirly whirlys and had them hid.

Those pastries she really liked.The usual place she hid them was in the bottom of the fridge where the healthy stuff suppose to have went.You know things like apples,pears and such a place she thought never I would search.That would be my first place to look.

She would get creative some times and I would just have to ask "Momma where you hide the twirly whirlys".

Friday, March 8, 2013

Think Brother !

I'm amazed at some of the things seen on that TV show Cops.This I have to write about.

I just seen this little guy,hands handcuffed behind him,3 big boy cops holding onto him,and he tries to run!

Slammed to the concrete face first then tazed he was.

Brother think next time when you are in this situation.

Thank you in advance

Ate way to much again.Yesterday here at TFH was Ms Theresa's last day at work.She retired.There was a party given for her and I for one had the pleasure of attending.

Whoo We.Talk about good food.Collards,tater salad,deviled eggs,green beans cooked down right,chicken of all types,homemade mac&cheese,cornbread and I topped it off with an ice cream sandwich.Oh don't forget that wonderful chicken dressing.

Now.I have a mission.Tracking down who cooked what.My reason being selfish.All that food was yum yum like Momma cooked.I need to remind them the next time they cook the dish they brought yesterday to please remember me and bring by me a plate.

I thank you in advance.

Raised with manners

Geographical biased stereotyping I know better than you type of people.I promise to be nice even though my blood boils and skin crawls when I hear people put down us folks in the south.

Little story.Few years ago I went on a little trip with someone.We had the pleasure of passing through Alabama to reach our destination.

I had to bite my lip cause my Momma raised me with some manners which I think a lot of folks missed out on.Anyway this person called people in Alabama ignorant,stupid,backwards any thing that sounded cruel and degrading they said it.

Little did this person know my folks where born raised in Alabama and I had the pleasure of living there myself a few times.Thinking about it maybe they did know my Alabama connection and where just being their normal self of being contrary.See I am being nice.Manners remember.

In movies,on TV,in the news it's still ok to put down us Southern folks.So they feel.

Hypocrites.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Hard headed and set in my ways...

I'm in for a treat.Being a sheltered born and bred Southerner there are a few things in life never have I experienced.

Snow for example.Ain't never seen much of that.Big tall sky scrapers.Crowds of people like in downtown NYC.

Food.I have been called curious cause somethings I haven't tried just because it just didn't look right.Maybe being hard headed and set in my ways explains me some what.

Well there is a volunteer here named Ray who is from way up there in the state of Maine.He was in the restaurant business and still does some catering I think.Lately we have been talking about food.Lobster to be exact.Never ever have I ate lobster or crab meat.Ray has kin still living up in Maine and they sent him 200 lobsters on dry ice.Ray said his Mom would give him lobster juice instead of milk in his baby bottle.He is making lobster crab rolls and has promised me one.I shall report back to you of my opinion of it soon as it arrives.












Sayings

Sayings.Those little words of wisdom.Daddy would say if they can live with it I can live without it.Momma always said some folks have to cut you down to make themselves look bigger.

When finding fault with someone she would remind me that it might not be them it might be you.

Sayings.Words to live by.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Standing Rock,Alabama

A small place in Alabama,Standing Rock.I lived there from age 3 till 5 years old.

Story is the Indians left this stone here when being removed from the territory to mark the Trail of Tears.

It is said that if the rock ever falls or is removed the world will come to and end.

Sapsucker part deux

The other day I wrote about mistakenly thinking I had been called a redneck sapsucker.That clicked on a switch in my brain and brought back a memory.

When I was a boy me and Daddy did what he called loafing.Momma worked the evening shift in the mills and he the day shift.

We would spend our afternoons visiting folks.Kin,people from church or just really anybody.That is a long lost art today,visiting folks.

Riding in the car it seemed this would always happen.Someone would pull in front of us,cut you off or do something that made Daddy mad.

You sapsucker he would call them.That was his word.Looking at me he would say "if you had not been in the car I would let him hit me".Every time Daddy would say that.

So just a friendly warning.Be careful.There are a lot of sapsuckers out there!

Rattling of the door

The wind did howl last night.After getting a shower and back into my room the window next to my bed was opened for a bit.It was stuffy in here and the fresh cool air on my face was nice.

Well talk about interesting it was.Temperature dropped like a rock and the wind was howling.It sounded like someone in misery taking their last few precious breaths of life.

The door to our room was shut and with the wind howling the door would rattle like someone was trying to open it.The rattling of the door,drop in temperature and the moaning of the wind was the perfect back drop to a good story.




Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Chips,BBQ chips

Chips.BBQ potato chips.That's what is on my mind today.

Those tangy sweet chips.

Guess this proves I'm just a simple man.With all that's going on in the world,all the trials,tribulations and test that we have,chips,BBQ chips is all I'm thinking of.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Back then

Someone told me once I was living in the past.Now what is wrong with that? The past is where my life is and where the happiest times of my life are.

I enjoy watching old TV shows and movies of my youth.Back when things seemed so innocent.Back when life was good.Not saying life's not good now.Don't get me wrong.

Back then when ......well I don't have a word to describe it.

It is a feeling I guess more than anything.Memories.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Redneck sapsucker

Laying here in bed watching a program about birds guess I dozed off.I heard someone loudly say redneck sapsucker.That woke me up.Oh it was the bird program.For a minute I thought someone was calling me.

Lazarus

Lazarus.Jesus was his friend.Often I have thought about Lazarus.

Death.I read where the Bible said death is a deep sleep.In the grave we stay till the rapture(the rapture is not mentioned in the Bible) and Jesus returns.The dead in Christ shall rise from the grave first meeting Jesus in the sky then all else shall follow.

Back to Lazarus.Some say our soul at the moment of death goes for judgment.And Jesus told the thief who was crucified with him that he would join him in paradise that evening.

It's all very confusing.I'm sure people asked Lazarus what was it like.Death.Never have I read what or if he said anything.

Something to think about.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Boat ride from Hell

Once in my life I have been deep sea fishing.I ain't going back.Panama City,Florida back in 1972 so I would have been 20 at the time.

Really I just wanted to go along for the ride,fishing wasn't the most important thing on my mind.A friend had just bought a brand new sparkling 72 Chevrolet Monte Carlo.Yellow with green vinyl top.

Off we went and ended up in PC.

Morning came and leaving the hotel we had breakfast.Mistake number 1.Greasy eggs,sausage and grits.Things where let's say stormy that morn.A boat had been chartered but because hurricane warnings were in effect the Captain he gave our money back saying he wasn't that brave.Smartest man I had met that day.

So we found another boat,one of those big ones that had 30 or so folks that didn't have any better sense than we did and off into the Atlantic ocean we went.Mistake number 2.

Long as land could be seen I was fine,no problem.A little further out we passed a huge old rusty ship that was bobbing up and down like one of those little balls on the end of your cane fishing pole when a fish was nibbling on your bait.That should have been a warning if I was smart.

That little charted fishing boat would rise up and down like it was on a see saw.When the back end where we ended up it came down it sounded like the boat was hitting cement.

There was a canteen on the boat.Mistake number 3.The smell of greasy fried food combined with the up down motion of the boat well is what you call SEA SICK.

It was awful.Shoot me I thought.Can't take much of this.Dry heaves.I'm dying.My friend later said he seen people turn green.

The guy doing the cooking said he knew he was going to Hell when he died but least he didn't get SEA SICK.

That boat stayed out in the ocean for 8 full agonizing awful hours.No body fished.

The boat ride from Hell as I refer to it.

Now telling my boss of the time this story he said the perfect cure for being SEA SICK is to eat soda crackers while sitting under a Palm tree.

Smart man.That's why he was the boss.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Milestone

Another milestone has been reached here on this silly blog.1001 post since 2010.

Feeling comes over me

153 years ago.93 years before this life I live started.Something happened.It changed this country.Still to this day it's being relived through decedents.

No matter how hard we try it cannot be changed.

Sometimes this feeling comes over me that I was there when it all happened.Something is heard.Something is seen and for a fleeting second I'm taken back there.

Deja Vu.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Bundled up

Bundled up in my hoodie and sweatpants my sunglasses on I ventured outside today .It was windy and a bit cool but when the sun shined directly on me it felt nice.

Sitting by the cement pond(really it's nice rocks)at the veranda(fancy name for a covered shed)I had time to reflect and charge my internal batteries.

The sky was cobalt blue with fast moving puffy white clouds.The ground was water logged with standing water from all the rain of late.The water fountain was full to the brim.

 Guess I was trying out for Walmart door greeter cause everyone who walked into the building I spoke to.

A mystery

A mystery has developed.For the past year and 14 days and a few hours TFH is where I call home.

Everyday at meal time you are given a slip of paper describing what your meal is.

This is the mystery.Everyday at supper that little slip of paper list 1 each parsley.In all of my year and 14 days and a few hours never,never ever have I got parsley with my supper.

I just want to know,really the parsley is not needed but who is getting my parsley?

Just another unsolved mystery of the world.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Lord you know

Lord you know
What I'm about
I'm not one
Who prays and shouts

You know my heart
What I hold dear
You know me
And my fears

Lord you know
What I do
What I do wrong
When I'm being true

Lord you know
I'm not the man
That I could be
I am what you see

Lord give me the grace
The courage I need
For things I face
You I want to please




Friday, February 22, 2013

Citizens arrest!



Last night looking out the window here at the old folks home something caught my eye.The police had someone stopped and it looked liked a ticket was given.

What happened next reminded me of The Andy Griffith show.One episode Barney gave someone maybe Goober a ticket for making an u turn.

Well you knew it was coming but at the end of the show guess what?Barney made an u turn and Goober seen it and ran after Barney hollering Citizens arrest!Citizens arrest!

Back to last night and the traffic stop.After the ticket was wrote,the offender had drove off,the policeman turned off his blue lights and big bright spotlight guess what?Yep you guessed it.He made an u turn.

 Citizens arrest!Citizens arrest!


Thursday, February 21, 2013

40 days and 40 nights

40 days and 40 nights.That is how long God let in rain when he destroyed those wicked people on Earth.Now is it a consequence or what that is how long Georgia lawmakers are in session.

40 days and 40 nights.Guess what one of our elected chieftains is trying to push through the legislature?

Get this.He wants former and current lawmakers to have a right that no other Georgians have.This guy wants them to have a special privilege of being able to carry a firearm,if they have a concealed weapon permit into the Capitol building.

I can't do that.You can't do that.But they should be able this guy said.

I thought that $300 fee just to be able to converse with our leaders was ridiculous(they did drop the fee to $25)but wanting specials laws for themselves is well what would be a good word,you pick one of your choice.

40 days and 40 nights.Lord help us.

Divine intervention

Divine intervention.Sometimes it is needed.Take supper of Tuesday.It was a turkey sandwich and chicken noodle soup.

Now that turkey must have been Alabama road kill turkey because it was awful.The soup the same.So I had this bright idea.

I ordered my free Papa Johns pizza.Large thin crust with peperoni.All I had to pay was delivery charge and a small tip.

Now for the divine intervention part.Jesus took 3 fish and a loaf of bread and fed the multitudes.That pizza didn't feed the multitudes but I did share.Slice for me,roommates and the rest for who ever who wanted it.Just wish that there had been enough for all.

Whiny and childish

Some people never do wrong.They think.I won't mention any names but I was reading about this well know singer who shall remain nameless who dates all these people,breaks up with them and then writes a little song about each break up.

Gee wiz is this person just using these folks for song material? I for one was never impressed with the singers songs.To me they sounded whiny and childish but they sure sell lots of songs I hear.Maybe they are just targeting their songs to whiny childish fans.

Lot of folks are like that.Never seeing the good or sacrifices some make for their benefit but only seeing the things they didn't like.

Whiny and childish they are.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Why I wonder

Some things I don't understand.I just seen a man jogging down the road.Maybe it was up the road.It is cold.This man was wearing a hoodie but also short pants.I notice the mail man or mail person doing the same thing.Snow or ice on the ground they are all bundled up like normal people and yep you guessed it they will be wearing short pants.It's like wearing a belt with suspenders on your pants.Kinda defeating the purpose it seems.

Why I wonder.

While on the subject of jogging,years ago Daddy and me would be some where and a jogger would be seen.Daddy I would ask,why don't you start jogging.His answer was if they followed him around in the mill each day they wouldn't feel like jogging.

To be fair it's not only the joggers and mail people I wonder about sometimes.This morning temp was 30 degrees with a wind and what do I see? Some guy on his Harley put putting down the road.Maybe it was up the road.He had to be freezing.

But least he didn't have on short pants.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

SPECIAL !

Happy birthday Gail.Well this photo let me think.We spent many a summer's day on that screened in porch looking through the Sears&Roebucks catalog playing this page is mine that page is yours.Back in the old days when Sears sold donkeys,monkeys and dogs and other neat stuff.Another fun thing was to sit on the roof of that old barn in back of Grandma's and watch wrecks at the corner of Dallis and Truittt.Yes we where what folks call SPECIAL these days.Remember?Those hot summer days waiting on Pete the ice cream man and hoping someone would take pity on us and buy us a Popsicle.Going to the store for Grandma,any change left over is yours she would say.Back then you could buy candy or cookie for a penny.If you was lucky enough was left over for a hamburger and dill pickle out that jar from Smokey's.So Cousin Happy Birthday and many more for you!

Old Butt Buster

A little red wine is good for you I read.Even the bible said take a little wine for thy stomachs sake.I'm a tea toatler but maybe a glass of wine would be more sensible than all these medications we take.

Chocolate is good for you also I'm told.Guess the trick is moderation on all things.

So bring on a bottle of Old Butt Buster chilled wine from the corner convience store and get me a couple large Hershey bars.

Just for my health you know.

Peaceful

My simple wish.Just to lean against a Pine Tree on a cold clear day at sunset.Roaring campfire warming my bones.Looking at the colors of the sky.Red,pink,blue and black.

Time just to relax,think,reflect.Smell of woodsmoke filling my senses.

Peaceful.

Free sample

Looking out the big window so far today the Doritos and CoCola truck making their deliveries I've seen.The Keebler cookie(made by elves)truck will most likely be around soon also.

Wonder if they give out samples.The milkman when there was such a thing did when I was a kid.Down on Juniper Street on a Saturday a gang of kids would gather around the milk truck begging for samples.Good ole Mr milkman would most always give us a chocolate milk in those little single serve bottles.


Maybe it's the rain

Feeling unwelcome.A few times in my life I've had that feeling.Been a few years ago but the feeling is awful.Makes you feel like climbing under the nearest rock.

Once or twice when I was a kid some folks made me feel that way.

Some folks just have no manners.Met a few like that also in my life.Off the top of their heads they can be the cruelest little animals with 2 legs walking God's good green Earth.

Don't know why I'm on this subject this morning .Maybe it's the rain.


Monday, February 18, 2013

Don't pet the bunny

Car eating bunnies in Colorado.I've heard it all now.I can go sit it the corner and wait.

Seems out in Denver,Co at the airport bunny rabbits are eating cars in the parking lot.

The bunnies like sitting under the warm cars and while getting warm they must want a little snack so they eat the cars.The ignition wires of the cars to be specific.

Needless to say they are becoming a pest.

Don't pet the bunny.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

She is free

The light on the ceiling.About the size of a 50 cent piece.I seen it again on Friday.I knew what it meant.

The first time that light was seen was last July.I'm not sure if it was before or after Rabbit had died.Rabbit(Robert) was a roommate.Afterwards every so often I would get the smell of roses really strong.Seems no else could.

Daytime Friday laying in bed looking up there it was again,that light.I just seen it a few seconds and it was gone.

 Friday a resident here who had moved back to her home state of Ohio died.I was told yesterday.


 She is now free of that terrible disease of ALS.

Wall Of Shame

 Here I go.On my soapbox this morning.The subject is insurance companies.Just seen on TV that insurance companies are holding back on paying folks whose homes where damaged or destroyed in hurricane Sandy.

Shame on them! Insurance comes under that evil but necessary category.Let me give you an example of my dealings with them.

Back in 1992 my Daddy had surgery for lung cancer.The cancer had spread.Daddy had a disability type insurance that he payed for monthly.

Now get this.My folks really needed those benefits they had payed for but you know what? The insurance company refused to hold up their end of the deal.We where told they would not pay because Daddy previously had cancer.LIE!!!

After months of calls and visit my Mom God rest her soul lost it in the insurance manager office one day and blessed every one in the office out I later heard.

Listen to this.The manger then reach in his desk and started pulling out checks that my folks should have been receiving all along.

At the funeral the undertaker made the comment to Momma one of the insurance companies had sure payed off real quick.Guess which one?

So long story short.I put those insurance companies in the same boat as politicians,crooked cops,lawyers and such.

I shall engraved their name on the Wall Of Shame.
















Saturday, February 16, 2013

Price reduced

Now it only cost $25 to speak with our elected Georgia lawmakers.Down from the original $300.

What a joke.

Where is it

Ok I'm waiting.Where is it at?Woke up at 5am looking for it.It's cloudy,temp dropping,wind picking up.

Where is that SNOW !

Something is going on

Something is going on folks.A meteorite explodes over Russia and people are hurt and buildings damaged.Something was seen over San Francisco,fireball of some type.Friday an asteroid half the size of a football field flew by the 3rd rock from the Sun,Earth.

Read about a couple of earthquakes this week.Pretty good size ones.I noticed the birds are really acting strange.Flocks of them flying somewhere.I'm seeing birds that are not native of this area also.

Tornadoes in Georgia hurricane Sandy up north.

I always say nothing shocks me anymore but some things sure surprise me.

Someone is trying to get our attention.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Pink bubbly stuff

Valentine's Day at TFH. Now let me say from the start what I did and said not remembered by me this morning.

It all started when the pink bubbly was passed out.The champagne flowed like Niagara Falls around the old home place yesterday.Me not being a partaker of alcohol thought I was drinking fruit punch with bubbles.Seems I was wrong.

This morning I was told,now none of this I remember, about how I became my alter ego John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever and turned into a dancing machine under the lighted disco ball that hung from the ceiling.

Seems I danced the night away with everything that had long hair and was pretty.So if I did all this I can't say one way or another I just don't remember.

Someone said I had my own little kissing booth in the corner and was giving away free kisses to all the nice pretty Ladies.Again I have no memory of this.

So the moral of this story is stay away from the pink bubbly stuff.It ain't fruit punch.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Surprise

Salmon and biscuits
I just got
Homemade fried taters
Not them tots

It was so good
Way Momma fried them
Life is great
Here in da hood

So Ms Cheetos
Do this for me
Hug Your Husbands neck
I'm writing him a big ole check

Just give me time
To get out of town
My checks seem to
Bounce all around

Judge Jury Excutioner

This rogue cop thing out in California is well, interesting.I wonder what the real story is and what really happened the other day when maybe they think he was killed in a fire,accidental fire I hear.

I know he is accused of killing 4 people but something just don't seem right.Just my opinion.Everyone has one of those.But in this day and age just because someone in authority said it's this way not that way doesn't make it absolute truth.

I understand the police out there where mad,their comrades had been killed by the hands of one of their own.I understand they where scared.Who wouldn't be when someone who is very capable has threaten to kill them.

Hope the real truth and nothing but the truth comes out in the following days.

Here is your hug

Valentine Day can be a cruel thing.I remember back when in grade school on this day and Valentine cards where given out.Thinking back some kids didn't get a card.That had to hurt their feelings.

So if that was you back then I'm sorry and here is a big hug from me on this Valentine's Day.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Valentine Day

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Happy Valentine's day
This is for you

Didn't get you flowers
Forgot the candy
Sometimes a bad memory
Comes in handy

Think of the money I saved
Think of the weight you didn't gain
This is your gift
A poem by John Haynes

Some call me cheap
I prefer thrifty
Those roses
Just make you weep

Just looking out for you
Doing whats best
Everything I said
Is just in jest

You are great
You are fine
Happy Valentine Day
Glad your a friend of mine

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Cops and doughnuts

Thief steals Krispy Kreme doughnut truck.Cops with blue lights and sirens chase thief in Krispy Kreme doughnut stolen truck.

Let me think.Cops and doughnuts.

Got to be a joke in there some where.

One step away

One step away.Through the years I have thought about what it would be like being homeless.

Living in a paste board box under a bridge some where.Nothing is guaranteed in this life except one day dying.Everything else is up to chance.

One day on top of the world next the bottom can fall out.Easy thing that can happen.

Maybe people should not have that as a matter of fact that it will never happen to me type of attitude.

Folks jumped out of buildings back during the depression and way things have looked past few years maybe another one could happen.One terrorist could could change the life style of us all.Taking away all we take for granted.Most folks are just 1 paycheck away from living under that bridge.

This is my plan.I'm looking for a clean used paste board box and sticking it under my bed just in case.

Talk about shock

All things considered I've been lucky when it comes to loved ones and death.Both my Parents where on the Hospice program in their final days and I had time to prepare myself.But you know when that day came when they did die it was a shock.

What I'm getting at here is this.Even though I was prepared really I wasn't.

Last weekend here in LaGrange 5 people died in a horrific head on crash.The horror of having someone you love taken from your life without warning must be the most awful thing.Here one moment gone next.Talk about shock.

It's something we must try to be prepared for I guess.Just don't let your love ones or friends leave without letting them know how much you love and cherish them.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Enough said

Rainy days and Mondays.Enough said.But they don't get me down like the Carpenters sang about.

I like the rain.Just not a lot all at once.This is scary weather.Right now at 733 AM it's 60 degrees.Just right conditions for a tornado.

Mondays don't bother me.Just another name for another day of the week.They are all about the same now.

The clouds are moving fast from the south.Think I will just watch them for awhile.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Don't take much

I'm lazy today.Still laying in my comfy bed.The wind is really howling and I like it.It would not take much for that to get my imagination going.

Dark night,lighting,thunder the wind howling like it is now.Flash of lighting and I see a figure standing at the door with an ax in his hands.....

See don't take much to get me going.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

It is good

Just let me say from the start I wish peace and joy for you.I have that inner peace today and I will say nothing can compare with that feeling.

Breakfast was good,coffee was hot,room was warm and I dozed right off back to sleep.

I know there will be more test,trials and tribulations left to come in this old world but if I can keep this inner peace I will make it through them all.

At the moment I'm not lacking anything and it is good.

Friday, February 8, 2013

I will try

It's Friday.It's cool out.But least the rain has stopped I think.Nothing is on my mind this morning as I drink my 2nd cup of coffee.

That's not quite true.There is always something on my mind.Just putting down what I feel can sometimes be difficult.I try to think before speaking and the same way with writing but often it don't work.So just be careful what you say and write it might come back on you someday.

Lately I've been reflecting on things.Things I could do better that I don't.I haven't been reading my Bible much lately and I feel guilty.Plenty of time I have and it's just fell by the wayside.I haven't been showing Brotherly love to some like I should.That is wrong.I haven't been praising Jesus and giving thanks like I should.I have thoughts that are wrong.I pray daily for help in that category.I need to repent daily,constantly.I need to devote every second of each day to doing what God and His son Jesus have commanded me to do.

I'm so thankful for the love and understanding that Jesus has for me,you.

I will try living my life each day as best I can.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Coronary halitosis

Seems I have done it again.Let my mind run free and look at the trouble I'm in.

My thoughts where on those things in the photo.Homemade biscuits with gravy,white gravy with lots of black pepper on top.

Maybe a few slices of strick o lean and a couple of fried eggs.Big bowl of buttery grits with salt and hot fresh coffee.

Just thinking of a meal like this is enough to cause coronary halitosis or something just as bad.

The last time I had strick o lean the person cooking it I forgot to mention it to her that it needs to be soaked before cooking.I ate it,it was delicious,bit salty. I didn't let on that it made me so dizzy I had trouble getting up out of my chair.My BP was most likely off the scale.

Another thing about biscuits and gravy.Professional truck drivers know this and won't eat biscuits and gravy while working.It puts you to sleep.Does me anyway.

So as life goes if it taste good chances are pretty good it's bad for you.

Skip the biscuits and gravy.Some butter pecan ice cream would be good or how about chocolate......

Long gone

Now this brings back memories.Hanson's on Old Airport road here in LaGrange.

Curb service and if your group was large enough a private room could be had for your meal.

A neat thing about the curb service was that Hanson's was next door to LaGrange Drive Inn.

Be lucky enough to be at Hanson's on weekends and you could get dinner and a movie for the price of one!

Guess it's like a lot of things in life,the good things never last.Both of those places are now long gone.But that's what makes up our memories.

Boiled okra and squash

Boiled okra and squash.Let me say from the start I learned years ago to never say never.But eating boiled okra and squash might come under that category of maybe never.

Momma cooked that southern thing of peas mixed with whole stalks of okra often.I like many others either passed on that or did like me dip the okra out.

That other thing ...squash.Boiled with onions added.I would eat that but it had to be cause I was really hungry.

But if you take okra and squash and batter them with corn meal or flour and deep fry them is a whole different story.Walmart sells battered fried okra and I can eat it like popcorn.

Take the name okra. All my life and till this day I and the old folks call it okree.Another thing about okree,everyone needs the opportunity of cutting okra on a hot August afternoon,temperature hovering around 100,sweat pouring off your head and face and making the mistake of wiping the sweat off with your okra cutting hand.It stings.

Never say never.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

She caught him

Store employee chases down a bratty kid and gives him a whipping.Well now ain't this interesting.Seems this 8 year old kid was running around the store and threw a cookie jar at the Lady clerk.

She caught him.Took off her belt and gave him a much needed spanking I think.The kid's Dad seen it all and called the Cops.

Now.You are not supposed to lay a hand on someone's else kid for starts.Maybe the line was crossed there.I bet this little angel has never been corrected by his parents a day in his life.

But I do admire the clerk for taking matters into her own hands.

I would have been more pleased if she had took that belt to the kid's uncaring so called Dad.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Fly by

Now I don't want to scare you but have you heard?On February 15th a big space rock, asteroid,is making a fly by of planet Earth.

Won't hit us the experts say.Just another close call it seems.Sure have been a lot of these close call fly bys lately.

There is a theory that the dinosaurs where wiped out many moons ago by one of these big space rocks hitting Earth.

Hope the experts are right.But you know I have this theory on things.

Don't be afraid of what they tell you.Be very scared of the things they don't tell.

It arrived

Well Dear friends I have news.Good news.Yes the skies have opened up and blessings have been bestowed on yours truly.

Never in my long life have I been so blessed with the opportunity of maybe a life time.

It happened last night friend.I got it.Yes it arrived.I won't keep you in suspense any longer Dear ones.It was that email.The email of all emails.I had to hunt for it because mysteriously it had ended up in my spam/junk mail folder.But after careful searching it was found.

Are you sitting down friends?If not please do.Here goes.Ready?

I won a free pizza,1 large 1 topping of my choice from Papa Johns.Yes seems me and another million folks choose heads in the super bowl coin toss and have been rewarded with a free pizza.

There is only one thing better than pizza.Free pizza!


Pulling the trigger

The talk has been going around for years.Every time there is a shooting incident people jump on the band wagon wanting to ban guns.There is always somebody who blames the gun makers.People got to realize it's the crazy person pulling the trigger that is killing people.

What if every time a drunk person gets in a car and kills someone in a wreck Ford,GM etc where blamed for the deaths.No one wants cars banned do they?

Guns like cars are tools.Person using them are the problem not the tools.